this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
Why are boobs so soft. What are they made of. Is it the dreams of a thousand small rabbits
I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series.
Damn you learn something everyday.
EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE
Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.
So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD
that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY
it’s like loki and thor all over again
ALL HAIL KING TRASH THE LION
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!
This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices
There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.
You guys. All I want for my 40th birthday is a recording of Christopher Lee saying “Gandalf you ignorant slut.”
what is the smoke that coems off ice cream when u take it out the freezer
thanks. i feel less guilty eating it now
pros of dating me:
- im sweet
- i will cuddle with you whenever you want
- my butt looks great all the time
- love videogames
cons of dating me:
- im a meme loving fuck
how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
someone draw a sheep using these instructions
this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!
its very good !!
Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer.
Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range.
Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.
breathe into the ＢＥＥ ＯＲＢ to reveal your fate